安检的时候被查出自慰棒能有多尴尬?
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一哥们表示，
先后看了老妈和老爸在主页发的照片，
顿时感到这俩人真是天生一对！
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
你永远不知道发圈的美照是怎么拍出来的！
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日本一网友分享的减肥小妙招，
只要把绿茶上的“减体脂”标签撕下来贴在其他食物上。。。
以后再吃什么都不怕长胖啦！
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这就是我不去电视台工作的原因，
连个凳子都没有！
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你以为？
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三天后，店铺换了主人
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教你如何完美化解尴尬~
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不想要这种刺激
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幼儿园老师
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原来猫头鹰是这样称体重的，萌死了！
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这是什么玩法
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我家二哈从此走向了一条不归路......
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快装作什么都没发生过
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谁能想到和蔼可亲这个词
在2019年就被用在了tfboys身上
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日本一网友看到河野外相和韩国外交官握手的照片
后愤怒地批判河野奢侈无度竟然戴金表
然后河野外相非常镇定地发了条推特回应…
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别看了，技术也没有，女朋友也没有
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猫图，一种连接陌生人的纽带
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看到第一张的我：卧槽牛逼
看到第二张的我：？？？
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一物降一物
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和女与开心地玩着自行车
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黎明去容祖儿演唱会当嘉宾
结果到地方发现记错日子了又走了…
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萧亚轩数学题
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很有参考价值
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人生尴尬瞬间！
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特殊的挽回方式
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检查妹妹的作业，妹妹你也被窝窝头洗脑了吗？
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不错，结合史实，满分！
原来窝窝头，一块钱四个是这个意思~
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题主：我不经常上网，你别骗我
回答者：我也不经常上网的，网上骗子多
HXM：听我的，1块钱6个~
更多关于窝窝头的故事大家可一看前几天的更新哦
《窝窝头，一块钱四个，嘿嘿！》
（本篇图文均来自网络，仅供欣赏~侵权删么么哒~）
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